Funny Road Crew T-Shirt | Roads Closed Assholes | Public Works Apparel

Roads Closed Assholes™

The sign was there.

The cones were there.

The barricades were there.

And somehow... somebody still tried to drive through it.

If you've ever worked in public works, utilities, construction, road maintenance, traffic control, or literally anywhere near a road closure, you've probably wanted this sign at least once.

Featuring a distressed construction sign graphic on the back and the Public Works Outlaw logo on the front, this shirt celebrates one of the most universal experiences in public works:

People ignoring the giant road closed signs.

Perfect For

🚧 Public Works Employees

🛣 Street Department Crews

🚜 Equipment Operators

🚦 Traffic Control Crews

💧 Water Department Workers

🚽 Sewer Department Workers

🏗 Construction Workers

👷 Utility Crews

🔧 Blue-Collar Professionals

Why You'll Love It

✔ Large distressed warning sign graphic on the back

✔ Public Works Outlaw logo on the front

✔ Available in multiple colors

✔ Comfortable everyday fit

✔ Instant conversation starter

✔ Perfect for crew cookouts, weekends, and off-duty wear

✔ Designed by people who understand the struggle

Warning

Wearing this shirt may result in:

⚠ Coworkers asking where you got it

⚠ Uncontrollable laughter at traffic control setups

⚠ Increased appreciation for barricades

⚠ Citizens insisting they "just need to get through"

⚠ The sudden urge to point at every road closed sign you see

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape

- Ribbed elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching

- DTG and DTF print methods for durable, detailed badge artwork (sleeve/neck labels via DTF)

- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions

- Do not dry-clean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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